"What do I think about Y/N?"
"Other then the fact she’s just a lovely person, she’s pretty fit."
I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
AUSTRALIANS WOULD SAY ‘I’D GIVE HER A ROOT’, NOT CALL SOMEONE ‘FIT’ THAT’S TOO POLITE
fell asleep in the car and woke up in a winter wonderland
Liam at the Magic vs Knicks game
do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve ever liked and then realized that they all have a common feature but you dont know what it is
yeah, they all don’t like me
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy